Hey!
I found a bot that pretends to be god. xD [link]

This is me, conversing with God.

Me:
God...?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
...Wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
So?
God:
That's alright.
Me:
>__>
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
No.
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
Maybe...
God:
I understand.
Me:
About?
God:
" I understand."? About it?
Me:
About?
God:
" About it?"? About it?
Me:
xD
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Hmm... My Neighbor Totoro!
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Have you told many people that your Neighbor Totoro?
Me:
I am? Cool!
God:
" Have you told many people that your Neighbor Totoro?" You are? Who is the best robot?
Me:
I am.
God:
You are not a robot, .
Me:
YES I AM. >__>
God:
Really interesting. Is that from ?
Me:
Is that from ?
God:
" Is that from ?"? Is it from?
Me:
From what now?
God:
Right now? Isn't it obvious?
Me:
If you were God, you wouldn't be wasting your time on this...
God:
I will let you know when I become a God me would not be wasting my time on this.
Me:
I thought you were always God!
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
And Jews.
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Do I what?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
But you know everything.
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
DeviantArt, of course.
God:
It goes without saying. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Run out of God juice?
God:
Sorry my legs aren't built yet.
Me:
WHAT?!
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
DUH!
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
...
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
...I've lost faith in you.
God:
You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
>__>
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
xDDD
God:
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
I'm sure.
God:
Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
CERTITUUUUUDE!
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
You mean you?
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
It was not clear, O father of all that is good.
God:
It seemed like clear O father of all that is good.
Me:
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
:C
God:
The C is for Computer.
Me:

God:
The C is for Computer.
Me:
C IS FOR COOKIE~
God:
I think C is a lot of things.
Me:
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME~
God:
Hmm, are you serious?
Me:
Mmhm.
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
You're the boss, O mighty one.
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
>__>
God:
Does "it" still refer to Mmhm?
Me:
"It"?
God:
gt...
Me:
Gt?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Free?
God:
Are you married or single?
Me:
I'M FRIGGIN' TWELVE!
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
What...?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
DUH.
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
Duh
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
.
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
xD
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Woman...
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
What?

...And that's when it short circuted.